All Visitor Reviews for Club Orlando (6 reviews)

I just read all of the recent reviews on this place and it seems to be true, too bad it was AFTER I visited. ALL ... Guys who are desperate. The place has a clean gym, agreed, maybe some of the trolls should use it sometimes!! Thursday night and NOBODY under 40 in this place, hell even under 50? There was one guy, younger. I should have stayed at the bar or go on the internet and pick-up on there!! Don't waste your hard earned money.

The previous reviews seem accurate. There's not enough young guys in this place. However, I find Club Orlando to be so clean and relaxing that I can spend a few hours there easily and wait until the right guy arrives. Pool area is excellent with great sunbathing opportunities. Gym is up-to-date with lots of equipment and free weights. Some of the older guys are nice but there are just as many trolls who won't leave a young guy alone.

I'll get right to the point: overweight trolls with NO manors! I travel all over the world and have become very disappointed with this place! It once was a great HOT place to visit with a lot of eye candy and hotter action.......but NOW...3 words......FAT-OLD and UGLY! Visited this past Sunday with the expectations of, as they describe on the website "Good Clean Fun"! How about BAD RUDE & UGLY. Maybe Orlando has no HOT guys anymore...but later that evening, I went to 2 local bars (PH & Savoy) and lots of cute, younger, and HOT dudes!! I asked a couple of locals, they laughed when I said Club Orlando, they said it's called the Cemetery!! Now I know.....

This place is a major hit or miss. Depending on how desperate you are to find satisfaction, don't hold your breath. It's mainly an older crowd. I have been the youngest in the entire place each time ive gone. If someone is interested in you and you are not, you better speak up! Because they will follow you around and try to make a move. Let them know you are not interested. The place is very clean though. recently renovated, the new showers are great! The bathroom is a major improvement also. The landscaping is very nice, they also have a large pool (with nobody every in it) and a nice hot tub. They also have a terrace with a smoking section and a private area with curtains for privacy with whom you choose. Best to go at night. So to sum it up. If you are really needing to get laid this is the place you can go, but don't go there expecting to find the hottest lay you have every had. Mostly older crowd.

I have been to many men's clubs. Most are a dissapointment...Not so at Club Orlando! Extremely clean and modern and the staff are nicer than my own family. Will definitely go again!

This place is hot! I was there Thursday night from about 10 pm until 5 am Friday morning. It was non-stop sex in the steam room, and sometimes in the sauna. There were multiple orgies in the steam room and I would go back.

This review was orginally posted on Bathhouseguides.com, which is now part of GayCities